Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Day Two In The "Deep Souf"

Well today we went into the less dark forest, the tourist section of town. Me and my dad went to Patriots Point, google it if you dont know what it is, ill tell you anyways you lazy bums.. But yeah its where they have a bunch of decommissioned naval ships, pretty cool. So im going to put all of my pictures and photos together into some Youtube videos later tonight. Ill post them later.

Anyways we didnt meet that many assholes today, but it seems like every time you get off the highway in America your in the ghetto...I swear to god as soon as you see the Pop Eyes, KFC, and Chruchs all on the same corner, your in the ghetto. Now you shouldnt worry about being robbed though as people who would rob you are too afraid to go out because they might be robbed. So it nulls everything out. But seriously these idiots everywhere bitch and moan about how the 'white man' is 'coming down on them' when they wont get off their ass and get a friggin job.. Listen bruh, when you get off your ass and work at a real job, not KFC, or Mcdonalds, a career. We can talk. And dont think that Hilary is going to spoon feed you bullshit, she already has, and if she gets elected ill give the CIA snipers 2 hours at the max before they whip out a Halo on her... Take that poor people no more free shit for you, go get a job!

Well stupidity knows no race, color, or gender. But i will tell you it knows the parts of the world. Down here in the 'deeper souf' there is plenty of stupid. Over in the Middle Idiot, there is plenty of stupidity. But personally i think that if the Arabs want to bitch about how the west has 'scarred ' them and all this bullshit, to be quite honest their friggin jealous that we have 1. Nicer looking women. (Why do you think Muslims women cover their faces?) 2. A comfy place to take a shit and piss. (Who the hell wants to take a squat in a mudhut in friggin 115 degree heat... You'd sweat your balls off, literally...) 3. Big TV's and other neat shit they dont have.. (Watching Alah on a small ass portable TV must get annoying, you have to squint alot..) But yeah thats why they hate us, we're better then them... If they would get off their asses and stop blowing shit up and build something nice then maybe we'd hate them and our roles would switch for a couple thousand years... But once again lazy bums are always lazy bums...

Anyways back to Patriots Point, it was pretty awesome we got to go on an aircraft carrier which is neat, they used to launch planes that would blow stuff up. Life cant get any better...It had alot of history too, and alot of holes, and barnicles, and other stuff. Working on the videos right now. But i swear to god these people were so friggin short... Im 6.4" and they must of been like 3.4" or something i hit my head so many times it corrected my head from being dropped when i was a baby... So now i am smarter then ever! Ok but yeah, there were a ton of rooms, and we barely saw any of it, it was friggin huge... You gotta love government funding! =D

I also went on a Coast Guard cutter, it was cool too because they stop illegals from crossing the border (well when its not illegal to enforce the border laws) so their cool. I made a bunch of videos/pictures of that ship too. It was quite fun hitting my head and trying to get my damn camera to take a steady picture... It was like a game that you couldn't win...

Ok im going to go work on the videos now hopefully they'll be up soon.

But before i go lets play our favorite game...

FIND THE STUPID! (CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURES)

(Sorry about the blurriness stupidity knows no picture quality)
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Answer if you havent found it yet:
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Thanks guys will post the videos soon.

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