Jesus Loves Me

Monkeyt42 (10:57:32 PM): Jesus loves you though.

Bmx498 (10:57:42 PM): cause im straight duh

It's somewhere in the bible that marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman.

Remember kids it was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve...

By the way i have no problem with gay people so long as they keep it in their house and out of mine.

Hilary Clinton Tee Shirt

I found the best Tee shirt for Hilary Clinton!

How to Jailbreak your Ipod Touch

How To Jailbreak You Ipod Touch

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Things needed:
Ipod Touch (8GB, 16GB)
Ipod USB Cord
Itunes (Latest version)
1.1.1 Ipod Touch Firmware
Willingness To Format You Ipod Touch

Part One: Preparing to downgrade you Ipod Touch

1. Download the offical Apple Ipod Touch 1.1.1 firmware here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/90825142/iPod1_1_1.1.1_3A110a_Restore.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/90825617/iPod1_1_1.1.1_3A110a_Restore.part2.rar
2. Open Itunes (latest version):


3. Once loaded hold down your Ipods home button and power button at the same time to put it into service mode:


Service mode: It means that you can edit or restore your Ipod, or you can downgrade it.

4. Once you are in service mode plug in your Ipod's Usb cord.


5. Itunes should show this message when it detects your Ipod Touch in service mode with the USB cord plugged in:


6. Hold down the shift key and while holding it press restore, this window will pop up:


7. Select your firmware and click open.


8. Let Itunes do its thing (downgrade your Ipod Touch) and then once its done your ready to jailbreak it finally.

Step Two: Jailbreaking Your Ipod Touch

1. Open Safari on your Ipod Touch.

2. Go to this URL: jailbreakme.com

3. Once the page has loaded, scroll down to the bottom and install the installer.

Safari will crash then it will jailbreak your Ipod Touch and the installer will install.

Recomended Apps to download and install:

GsPhone
NES
PSX
Iphysics

Videos

Ok well i have some more videos of the ships from the other day.

USS Clamagore Part One:


USS Clamagore Part Two:


USCG Ingham Part One:


USCG Ingham Part Two:


USS Yorktown Part One:


USS Yorktown Part Two:


USS Yorktown Part Three:


USS Yorktown Part Four:


USS Yorktown Part Five:


Thats it for now.

Day Three In The "Deep Souf"

Well today me and my dad went on a boat tour to Fort Sumter, which is where the civil war was started. We went to the aquarium, and had fun watching the birds. We also saw these weird frogs... Ill make a video of the places soon and post them.

Fort Sumter was cool, they had some big ass cannons there which was neat. The Civil War started at Fort Sumter when they fired a shot at it. Anyways it was all basicly because people couldnt get off their ass and do their own work, or they wouldnt pay people to do it for them. But seriously guys, if your going to bitch about the 'white man' coming on you, GFY. (Google is your friend...) Because you've had 150 friggin years to make something of yourself and you still make these friggin baskets and pick friggin cotton....Why is it different now then 150 years ago?.... Maybe because our laws allow you to bitch and whine about it?... Whatever, just get off your ass and pop the chicken out of your mouth and make something of yourself...

Anyways, the fort was kind of lacking its fortification.. But hey you would too if you were that old and had been shot a billion times by rednecks with cannons.. It was kind of amazing that they managed to hold out for so long with so many rednecks shooting at them... The 50 foot walls could only take so much, but eventually the Union surrendered and left. Kind of dumb that they only have 85 men 13 of which were the band. Hey whats a Fort without a band. YA BRUH WE HAVE A BAND CHOKE ON IT! <- is that what they were going to say to win the war?... Come on guys give them drums with mortars or something... Over all the fort was cool, although it has changed alot. They tore down the old 50 foot walls and put up some shitty new ones...

Aquarium time! Ok well we will play find the stupid first.

FIND THE STUPID IN THE PICTURE! (CLICK TO ENLARGE)



ANSWER:

Yeah that damn frog in the background sure as hell is unfamiliar...

Anyways, the aquarium was fun, they had tons of awesome birds... Ok if your wondering why i keep saying birds its because their big thing was their bird sanctuary, at the aquarium. Birds, at a marine musem...FRIGGIN BIRDS! What the hell do birds have to do with fish... Yes i know that their part of the ecosystem but still, you get my point. There was a depressed looking hawk there too, i felt bad for him (or her) he was facing the window and his only excitement was when me and my dad came over to him and started talking to him. You have to wonder what he was feeling though, must of been bored as hell... Heres some pictures of him:




He looked at me in this one as if to say either "GTFO NOOB!" or "Thanks at least someone acknowledged me"

We saw the ugliest fish ever too, seriously it was ugly... I have these pictures to prove it...


Crappy quality i have a kind of better one..


Isnt that an ugly fish? I think so...

It was fun to go there, and ill be putting together some videos of it and Fort Sumter later today and ill post them. Hopefully Youtube wont be little Nazi and not let me upload them.

Oh and heres me and this frog thing together:

USCG Ingham Slideshow

Ok well here is a slideshow of the Ingham, all photos were taken by me. Sorry if some of them have bad quality i had shaky hands.

Day Two In The "Deep Souf"

Well today we went into the less dark forest, the tourist section of town. Me and my dad went to Patriots Point, google it if you dont know what it is, ill tell you anyways you lazy bums.. But yeah its where they have a bunch of decommissioned naval ships, pretty cool. So im going to put all of my pictures and photos together into some Youtube videos later tonight. Ill post them later.

Anyways we didnt meet that many assholes today, but it seems like every time you get off the highway in America your in the ghetto...I swear to god as soon as you see the Pop Eyes, KFC, and Chruchs all on the same corner, your in the ghetto. Now you shouldnt worry about being robbed though as people who would rob you are too afraid to go out because they might be robbed. So it nulls everything out. But seriously these idiots everywhere bitch and moan about how the 'white man' is 'coming down on them' when they wont get off their ass and get a friggin job.. Listen bruh, when you get off your ass and work at a real job, not KFC, or Mcdonalds, a career. We can talk. And dont think that Hilary is going to spoon feed you bullshit, she already has, and if she gets elected ill give the CIA snipers 2 hours at the max before they whip out a Halo on her... Take that poor people no more free shit for you, go get a job!

Well stupidity knows no race, color, or gender. But i will tell you it knows the parts of the world. Down here in the 'deeper souf' there is plenty of stupid. Over in the Middle Idiot, there is plenty of stupidity. But personally i think that if the Arabs want to bitch about how the west has 'scarred ' them and all this bullshit, to be quite honest their friggin jealous that we have 1. Nicer looking women. (Why do you think Muslims women cover their faces?) 2. A comfy place to take a shit and piss. (Who the hell wants to take a squat in a mudhut in friggin 115 degree heat... You'd sweat your balls off, literally...) 3. Big TV's and other neat shit they dont have.. (Watching Alah on a small ass portable TV must get annoying, you have to squint alot..) But yeah thats why they hate us, we're better then them... If they would get off their asses and stop blowing shit up and build something nice then maybe we'd hate them and our roles would switch for a couple thousand years... But once again lazy bums are always lazy bums...

Anyways back to Patriots Point, it was pretty awesome we got to go on an aircraft carrier which is neat, they used to launch planes that would blow stuff up. Life cant get any better...It had alot of history too, and alot of holes, and barnicles, and other stuff. Working on the videos right now. But i swear to god these people were so friggin short... Im 6.4" and they must of been like 3.4" or something i hit my head so many times it corrected my head from being dropped when i was a baby... So now i am smarter then ever! Ok but yeah, there were a ton of rooms, and we barely saw any of it, it was friggin huge... You gotta love government funding! =D

I also went on a Coast Guard cutter, it was cool too because they stop illegals from crossing the border (well when its not illegal to enforce the border laws) so their cool. I made a bunch of videos/pictures of that ship too. It was quite fun hitting my head and trying to get my damn camera to take a steady picture... It was like a game that you couldn't win...

Ok im going to go work on the videos now hopefully they'll be up soon.

But before i go lets play our favorite game...

FIND THE STUPID! (CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURES)

(Sorry about the blurriness stupidity knows no picture quality)


Answer if you havent found it yet:


Thanks guys will post the videos soon.

Day One Into The "Deep Souf"

Well i am on my vacation now, in Souf Carolina, the deeper souf as good old Whoppie would say. Currently i am staying in a hotel, surrounded by idiots. No suprise there. The ride down was fun too, me and my dad met tons of fabulous idiots in the good old deep souf.

The Drive Down:

Me and my dad pull away from my house, i was listening to music on my Itouch, and the bums were feeding, the wind had changed, and the scent of stupidity lingered in my nose. So...as we started on our journey it all started off with trying to get the AC to work. "I think there are some potholes behind the WaWa" my dad said. "What?" i responded. *they drive around the WaWa in search of potholes* "Those bastards! They filled in the pot holes!" shouted my dad. So off we went in search of potholes to bump the AC into working. Little did we know we would have to make an offering to the AC gods later on in the day in return for their cooling services.


Moving forward to the highway, me and my dad discuss random crap, stocks, and other random crap. Then....BAM right out of friggin nowhere stupidity pops right out of a time wrap onto to our laps, we get our first glace at a redneck not native to Virginia. What a sight this ugly moron was..You should of seen the driver too. On his trailer he had some cages, most likely his children, or dogs/wife. Same thing. Ahh yes this was the way our trip would lean...

Now all of a sudden my nose starts bleeding its only mild so i stuff a tissue in my nose and don't think anything of it. Me and my dad discuss random crap, more random crap. BAM i get another bloody nose, but this one is bad, i put a tissue in my nose and within 35 seconds i take it out and pour blood everywhere, so my dad asks if i want him to pull off, at first i say no but then it gets worse. So i agree and we pull off to a Mc Donalds, luckily we manged to find one, it took us awhile too, we missed the first turn. So then we go inside and i wipe the blood off of my face, then we stand there making sure that im not bleeding anymore. Then go back out to the car and im like "that was stupid" but then BAM! we get in the car and turn it on, and theres cold air. Our offering of human blood had been accepted by the AC gods. We bowed, payed our respects, and kept on driving to the deeper souf.

Now we arrive in the deeper souf, little did we know what awaited us. Assholes, assholes, and more dumber assholes. We went into the hotel where we were greeted by Muary, black folk love that show, its like their own personal 'who's your daddy' game show. Its a game of courage, bravery, luck, skill, and above all, STUPIDITY!... So we check in to the hotel, and go to our room. Its ok but anywhere in the deeper souf is going to suck. We pull out and drive across the road to get some gas for our car, I notice that the only other white person there looks like a member of the KKK. So my dad pulls in behind someone, they just stand there shooting the shit with some hoes, and then proceed to leave their car parked and walk into the mini load of crap mart. "You ignorant asshole.." Says my dad. I laugh because thats how school was, people would always stop in front of you in the hall then bitch and whine when you bump into them...So my dad pulls around to go to the other pump, and another asshole parks in the FIRST pump, he could of pulled forward but didn't..What a Nazi...

Wal-Mart In The Deeper Souf:

We entered the parking lot, after a near miss with some asshole with his turn signal on, that sped up to go straight, with his turn signal on, to cut us off, WITH HIS FRIGGIN TURN SIGNAL ON! Hey asshole why dont you turn and get the hell out of my way...So we turn into the parking lot, and we only just found out that it is maditory to drag your ass across the parking lot to piss of the cars. Some idiot with a cart collector crossed our paths not once, not twice, but 3 times...We could of killed him if we wanted too. But we are nice and let him live in his stupidity. Skipping forward to check out. Now if these were not the mistakes of god i do not know what is...I have never seen more ugly in one place then hilary clintons house...These 2 hoes made me sandwich go rotten before it was even unfrozen. They turned my nose hairs up in a curl. God had taken a dump on these two, then proceeded to throw them into the ugly forest, nevermind hitting them with the ugly stick, they grew up in the ugly forest.

Nothing else that interesting happened today, i will post tommrow if these Nazis give me internet again.

Oh and i have a game for you guys.

FIND THE STUPID! (Click the images for the full experience)



Answer:



Tomorrow should be fun.

Crappy Video Of my Jailbroken Ipod Touch

The Ipod Touch Review

Ok well i am not a big fan of Apple, but i must say that the Ipod Touch is a great thing. If you jailbreak it that is...But so far i have had no problems with it besides it moving slow every now and then. It plays music great but the sound quality is decreased the louder you go. Youtube is great, i can watch stupidity virtually anywhere with wifi. OH wait i can do that without an Ipod Touch, my mistake. But the touch screen is awesome, and so is that thing where when you tilt it the web browser switches sides. When you jailbreak it you can get some really awesome third party applications, and games which is nice. Overall id say it was worth the investment.

Pros:

Touch screen

Youtube

Email/mobile internet

Good wifi

Ability to be hacked with easy

Cons:

Touch screen gets smudged easy

Jailbreaking means formatting it alot

Some apps that you think are cool wont download

Cant log into your youtube account easily

I will make/post a tutorial on how to jailbreak/downgrade your Ipod Touch/Iphone sometime soon too, i dont want to format my Itouch again yet.